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Hitch Demotivational Poster

IT MUST BE THURSDAY - I never could get the hang on thursdays

TAGS: marvin hitchhikers
Rating: 4.85/5

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Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 5:45 pm

Don't panic. Do you know where your towel is?

MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.

TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!

ALFRED HITCOCK'S ANGRY BIRDS - The Sequel That Was Made Into A Video Game

TAGS: angry birds hitch****
Rating: 4.63/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:40 am
guess, maybe, that may be the only way to get that "hitch" syllable posted... oh... wait...
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
The Master's name was "Hitch****"...
- April 22, 2013, 5:38 pm
Love the poster, 5L. No music in it at all, except source music in two scenes: a piano is played, and the children are singing in school.
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:02 pm
Cute... it's such an addicting game.

WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe

TAGS: travel hippie hitchhiking
Rating: 4.13/5

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GaryO - July 19, 2012, 2:19 pm
I really like this one. It’s refreshing, 5L


TAGS: alfred hitch**** birds
Rating: 4.81/5

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hootizz - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is Brilliance..!! love how it still has an avionics theme.., 5 flocking birds for you Airman...

A TOWEL - A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

TAGS: hitchhiker hitchhikers hitchhiker s hitch hiker hikers hiker s guide galaxy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:45 pm
Some salted peanuts are a close second.

ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX - If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.


TAGS: hitch**** leigh
Rating: 4.87/5

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forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:14 pm
classic. 5L... btw: I hate the censorship in the tags! And there is one i too much :P

PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER - The effect of drinking one is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.


TAGS: sweet hitch hiker
Rating: 4.83/5

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kimzter - November 6, 2011, 1:48 am
yes if some of the others deserve 5 lions this should be a 6
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 4, 2011, 9:54 pm
This is the greatest poster I've seen in months 5L

TAKE CHANCES - if you live to tell, just think of the stories you'll have

FLYING - Just Throw Yourself At The Ground As Hard As You Can And Miss

TAGS: 42 superman superheroes hitchhiker
Rating: 2.97/5

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lightquake - January 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
:( Comic book reference? You think this is a comic book reference? Forget about your parents' basement, you live in a CAVE.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:19 pm
I'd be great at flying, but I'm just too d*** accurate!
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:40 am
Wow Zed. You attack others and accuse them of "living in your parents' basement" and your number one is a comic book reference. You really shouldn't judge others lives based on your own.
Beerbeforetheend - April 16, 2009, 11:13 am
Incredible how easy some Motifakers outrace all the Stuff that usually is nailed to the Wall... Great Pic, great Hitchhikerreference
RandomGeek - March 4, 2009, 2:38 am
Awesome reference. 5 lions

A GOOD TRAVELER - Has No Fixed Plan And Is Not Intent On Arriving ~Lao Tzu!


OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.

North By Northwest -

TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm

THIS.... -

C'MON YE SISSIES - Pick him up! He looks legit!

TAGS: hitchhiker axe serial killer
Rating: 2.9/5

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MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:26 am
Wouldn't know. 'Sides, it's hard te wield an axe in a confined space like a care.
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:11 am
I'm too lazy too look it up...but it's been done.

PEDDLING FASTER - lord knows I would be!! I've seen that movie B4!

TAGS: the birds the crows alfred hitchkock
Rating: 3.5/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
DR. RUSAK I Presume. From the YO MAMMAS a HOE RUSAK's.

TIME IS AN ILLUSION - Lunchtime doubly so.

Thumbs Up -

TAGS: hitchhikers signs driving thumbs up
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:42 pm
Thanks sanity!
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:00 am
Very good!
MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:47 pm
Goes both ways. Now would be more afraid of picking up rather than getting picked up. Need a lot more VW love vans out there. Thanks for the input Greeny.
Greeny - November 8, 2013, 3:38 am
It's a lost art; I covered many miles that way - met lots of nice people and a few bad. Now I'm afraid, it would be mostly all bad

Hitchhikers -

Alfred Hitchcock -

TAGS: alfred hitch**** dead birds revenge
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 2:00 am
WoW ! I feel... empowered! Thanks. That's much better.
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 1:49 am
An auto-correct program that censors Alfred's surname... needs manual correction !
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 12:49 pm
5L...I love the "****man"!

ANY NEWS SINCE I SAW YOU LAST? - Well, Dan brought his new girlfriend by What was she like? All her tattoos are spelled correctly

TAGS: manicure chitchat
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 8:57 am
spacedog - July 6, 2010, 6:26 pm
Heh. High 5 Airman.
Faceplant31 - July 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice. 5L


I MAY NOT HAVE - Gone Where I Intended To Go BUT I Ended Up Where I Needed To Be